All 5 game Reviews

Asslevania: SOTB Asslevania: SOTB

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I had high expectations thanks to the old video, but the jumping is really annoying, I had to find out triple jumping was actually a thing that could exist by accident. Also, either I'm absolutely horrible at the game or the green ghost is ridiculous, the ghosts don't hide fast enough when I face them to actually time anything, but maybe that's because I'm used to Nintendo's fast acting Boos and I now have to get used to a ghost who can kill me in the middle of the door opening animation. Not to mention some unknown hitboxes on the spinny spikeys, landing on the zombie when I respawn, having the ghosts be transparent on top of me so that I can't leave without getting hit, etc. But I saw a gif of bouncing boobs censored so I came here to see the full experience... I don't even know if it's still worth it. The .5 after the two is because I'm taking into account I might just plain suck at this game.

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Drop A Beat, Giuseppe! Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This game is amazing :D I didn't think it would be this fun, but I loved it! I'm going to be playing it for so long. The controls are creative, the animations are funny, the challenge is very present, it's just incredible!

Intrusion 2 [Demo] Intrusion 2 [Demo]

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I LOVE how well you rocked the physics. It really makes this game incredible, the feel is great, I just wish I could punch things or pick up and throw things because I'd love to have fun with the dead bodies! Other than my fantasy ragdoll shooter idea this is wonderful.

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Slush Invaders Game Slush Invaders Game

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The first boss is a little hard for a first boss, but other than that grade A game. I really like how Stedro is based off of melee characters (mostly Fox and Capt. Falcon). Fun, pretty original, really cool.

Punish the Princess Punish the Princess

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

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Is the game really still at 70% still? not like 75% or 100%? PLEASE